…abandon the lunch leftovers rotting on the table while I take a nap.
…leave the house to go to the park without picking up the toys.
…forget when I last took a shower.
…have daily conversations with my husband about someone else’s bowel movements.
…consider 6 a.m. sleeping in.
…share a drink with someone who backwashes.
…bribe my child to stay in the shopping cart with a sucker.
…invent new games like “Put Mommy to Bed!” that are really just a ploy to allow me to close my eyes for a few seconds.
…show Sesame Street so I can sneak in a quick shower.
And these are just the things I remember from this week!